Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle... - FML

By zetuga - 01/04/2015 07:40 - United Kingdom - Luton

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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Pain like no one has ever seen before

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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Fight! Fight!

By LostInSunday - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By solomantis - 30/07/2009 05:46 - Norway

Spicy

Today, I was trying to wiggle my boxer shorts off to get it on with my girlfriend when my knee hooked on the elastic band. I was anxious to get started, so I used force and ended up kneeing my girlfriend in the crotch. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Spicy

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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By Belt issues - 09/06/2016 12:21 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I took a train for 5 hours to a remote northern community. My belt broke as I was getting off the train. I went to the only store and bought a new belt. Taking it off to go to bed, the new belt broke. I have to go visit clients today with a shoestring holding up my pants. FML

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Peter_Ohnigian 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:22

Could someone explain to me what happened in fluent English?

venomousflower 24

Wednesday 1 April 2015 15:22

I'm confused

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djcharles99 6

Thursday 2 April 2015 3:32

that mean you got that chicken nuggeeeeeet *plies voice*

nobiscis 7

Thursday 2 April 2015 4:01

Somebody got a bonerrr

KaylaTackett 18

Thursday 2 April 2015 5:27

Uh...what?

brittanymaee 6

Thursday 2 April 2015 8:11

Still don't get it someone explain

forsook 12

Thursday 2 April 2015 8:21

To anyone who's confused, I believe the good sir had a sudden influx of blood to the pelvic region, presumably from the stimulation of having a presumably attractive woman (or effeminate male, though no judgement here. Odd terminology if she was a he, but I digress) sitting upon his legs, and the "F", in fml (pun intended) stems from the poor bloat being embarrassed by this unexpected surprise. Just my theory, of course.

xKRIEG_SCHWEINx 11

Thursday 2 April 2015 13:07

didn't have a belt on, you had a hard on...

chodemeisteruno 3

Thursday 2 April 2015 20:12

Bc you're a chode meister

NellyFC35 19

Thursday 2 April 2015 20:13

was it your winky?

caradalporto 7

Saturday 4 April 2015 2:22

i dont understand

X_KassidyRose_X 12

Sunday 5 April 2015 2:43

I feel like I'm the only one who understood it straight away

ExtremeEncounter 32

Friday 24 April 2015 22:16

What was it?

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