By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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token_blackguy 18

Bacon is the right answer. You have the wrong girlfriend. .

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AKAR2521 4

she should be happy you didnt say another girls name.

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leprechaungirly 2

the only acceptable answer is your mother despite bacon being gods gift to humankind YDI

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skyeyez9 24

What is the big deal with bacon? Yes it tastes good. But the obsession over it??? Its more like people say it just because its the popular thing to go crazy over. Two years from now, it will be something else.

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YepThatsMeee 23

Yeah, bacon is totally a fad. In a few months you'll have to look on Ebay for a piece of uneaten bacon.

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RedPillSucks 31

#54 and #59 are blasphemers and will be burned in the firey pits of barbeque hell!

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fakedsincerity 32

tell her to stop fishing for compliments.

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blackychan63 12

one, she set him up and deserved it. two, he should have lied and said she is it. he deserved it as well.

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will89pito 5

The right answer was pizza

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Ins0mau 20

No! That was in the 90's. Now it's definitely bacon.

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