By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
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TattedAsian 0

TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.

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som_fml 0

dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

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Horde 8

Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

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jiggles101 0

+1 on headcreeps comment. get a girlfriend who's not 2 years old maybe you think?

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xBrOwNEyeCuTiEx 0

eww thats ******* disgusting!!!

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twister2510 0

ew, dump her now

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babuda 0

omfg. I would punch that bitch right in her mouth.

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gfmodella24 0

your girlfriend sure has class.

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smokey13bk 0

lolz funny as f*#k haha slap the hoe n FYL big time

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musiclover132 0

BAHHHHAAAaAAAAA!!!!! WOW wat a nice u have but if i were you i would a new girlfriend

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armada_fml 0

I didn't know you enjoyed dating 5 year-olds? Well hey, whatever floats your boat. Just expect mire of this in the future.

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