Work: Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work....

By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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By jcrb - 03/09/2021 10:59

Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML

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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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Reefer madness

By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 12:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I told the coworker who sits next to me that I don't smoke weed anymore, after she brought a spliff to work. I then got called into the directors' boardroom to receive a warning for smelling like marijuana at work. I was only allowed one more warning before they were due to fire me. FML

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Thanks, asshat

By LowerCrust - 30/01/2012 02:36 - United States

Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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Wankers!

By Whoops - 28/06/2025 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML

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By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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missmadii 0

Friday 18 February 2011 19:07

What a nice friend you have. FYL

Kitten16 0

Friday 18 February 2011 19:18

Get her fired aswell

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explodingmuffint 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 0:03

I wanna get bited hard.

blad11 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 0:24

I got high on life once... of course the life wasn't mine.

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:07

YDI for having idiot druggies as friends.

rave_noises 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:14

What is with all of these ignorant people that think anyone can automatically tell the difference between normal brownies and special ones? They are plenty of ways to bake them correctly so that the taste/smell/texture is exactly the same. Not all potheads would be willing to "play a joke" like that. They are usually aware of the repercussions. OP your friend is an idiot. FYL

fudgeeocookies 10

Saturday 19 February 2011 2:36

That's a great friend you have.

spinmeroun 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:18

I'd be freakin pissed. BITCh her out!

GawZ 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:29

All this talk of pot brownies is making me want to go raid my secret stash.

MrBrightside_ 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:29

HAHAHAHA

jamnglamgirlie 17

Saturday 19 February 2011 4:30

Same thing happened at the middle skewl most of the kids in my class went to a 6th grader got stoned after buying a brownie from someone. She didnt no she was stoned or that their was pot in the brownie. Anyways she along with 20 other kids got expelled