Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names...

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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Charl0tte_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 12:31

If I went to a football game and saw you with your tshirt, I'd already find you the coolest guy on the team. (:

model4life15 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:36

Lmao... that was really funny.. I wish you went to my school. I would come to all of your games just to laugh at you!

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:56

Improper kerning strikes again =(

twisteddane 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:56

FYL? come on man, that's kinda cool?

StrayXL 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:57

Well when you go up to play They will see the word ****** saying your Going to **** THEM UP!

paul1234_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:58

I'm Dutch and I just wanted to inform you that 'flikker' is Dutch for ****** FYL

Scoop2552 6

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:57

Go for QB if possible.... I can hear the chants now... "LETS GO ****** *clap clap clap clap clap*

angrynegro7 16

Monday 1 February 2010 21:13

Be proud, son, be proud

gagtjs 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:35

that would be awsome!!!!!!

catfriend44 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:22

lmfao that is funny it looks like "******" from far away lolz

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