Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names...

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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zoo_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:16

how is this an FML? THAT'S INCREIDBLE :)

hahayou12345 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:19

HAHAHA so cute. I like.

Adrianna69 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:20

That would be soo awesome! lol thats deffinitly not a FML

scateice 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:23

#148 1-#2 #2-**** off

carliexobon 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:33

LMAO. this is so funny :)

PTB 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:35

Haha that's great. If you don't want to where it then you can give it to me!

Minstrels 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:37

lol That's awesome.

Ja_Ja_Jess 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:39

lol that would be awesome!

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:49

friggin amazing!

LittleMiss1 0

Friday 15 May 2009 0:58

HAhaha thats funny your probably gonna get a lot of crap from the guys #148 is jealous if yr awesome Jersey

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