By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 05:03 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML
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KBeatz 5

If the evidence of being together long enough to become engaged isn't enough for your fiancé to ignore an astrologer, then she is pretty much plain ignorant.

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MsConfusedd 27

Just go outside at night and point at the stars and say "As you can cleary see, Capricorn is facing Gemini which is under the north star. Obviously, the stars agree that we were meant to be, otherwise Leo would be to the left!"

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philaahmed 2

Maybe she's just freakingout about the wedding

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usmcheins 1

So the little dipper is the cause of your problems

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pcentral 17

Sounds like you may be standing on that alter all alone... Hope your fiancé snaps back to reality for you bro

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Why does no one ever read the part that say "For entertainment purposes only"?

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lexiieeex3 32

She is an intelligent woman.

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Unbweavable 17

Dump her until she gets help or until you find somebody that really wants to be with you.

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realeah 4

Apparently the stars did not align correctly in her head... Or else shed have seen that she's lucky to be with you and that after dating and being engaged, obviously your relationship is going somewhere.

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