By brittrus - 08/05/2015 13:44 - Canada - Milton

Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML
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By Disappointment - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Gresham

Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
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Welshite 39

Just point to your arms and tell him "they ought to be more worried about these guns."

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shaaza 16

Since when did "face-bombs" become a thing?

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AlwaysLuvMorgan 5

My dads like that too, don't worry. Once he told me my zit was so big he could see the future through it, so dont feel bad. That's how some guys show their love

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adnanrm18 12

haha gotta hand it to him! that was a good one haha!

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DanCastellaneta 17

Ah, just have a little sense of humor at it. Gotta admit it is funny.

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scarygurl 8

I'm really sorry but that's really funny.

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howdyjacker 11

that is legit funny. props to your dad in this case.

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AshBashMash420 4

Ok that's messed up but kinda clever and a little funny.

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imunoz903 13

That sounds like something my grandpa would say.

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