Miscellaneous: Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper....

By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 788

You deserved it 4 997

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 907

You deserved it 245

By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 067

You deserved it 4 129

By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 078

You deserved it 3 350

By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 525

You deserved it 4 182

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 181

You deserved it 3 837

By Nick Pat - 30/09/2015 13:13

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 690

You deserved it 2 966

By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 510

You deserved it 6 832

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 345

You deserved it 6 844

By annonymous - 18/06/2012 01:57 - United States

Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 369

You deserved it 2 045

By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 989

You deserved it 9 649

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:07

Ha ha! Your dad is awesome! If the guys have any sense of humour they will know your dad was taking the piss out of you. But then again it could be your dads way of keeping you away from boys. Either way Dad: 1 Daughter: 0

roxii__x 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:06

"URRRRGH, DAD!"

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getreal 1

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:23

My boyfriend and I bought TP to decorate a friends house. While standing in the checkout line at our small local store, he said, "I hope your diarrhea clears up soon." I ended up marrying him partly because of his great sense of humor...it is a lot like my dad's was. *high five for your Dad!*

braFTW 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:36

Parents: ruining your romantic life one prank at a time.

nikkireese 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:46

OP, #49, #63 = LMAO and yea, at least u've got a dad around and he has a sense of humor.

xsouldeath 2

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:52

ah well not like u were going to blow them anyways right. Or pick them up :P

mrcarmine 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:00

lmao your dad is the ******* man!!!!!

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:00

one of two things A) your dad has an awesome sense of humor and you should learn to appreciate it more, there will be other cute guys B) your dad is ultra-protective, in which case this is indeed a FML.

WWiD 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:06

I love your dad! You're lucky.

Person_Man 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:20

your dad is awesome!

bjones09 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:24

haha. aww. :( well one day i needed tampons & i wanted my dad to get them because i was embarrassed. he got them then was like HEY IS THIS ALL YOU NEED? OMG. so embarrassed. fml. lol and fyl.

Courtney_Sanders 6

Tuesday 6 December 2011 20:39

Why would YOU be the one embarrassed to buy tampons? It's something you need, along with thousands upon thousands of other women. I don't understand why girls are so embarrassed about it. Your dad should have been the embarrassed one in this situation.