By stinky - 24/01/2012 08:15 - United States

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
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loserman67 35

Okay, possible responses you can write back: A: "He who smelt it dealt it." B: "FYI, The draft in the office comes from your direction." C: "Considering your breath, I think you'd be used to the aroma." D: "The bathroom is broken, it happened the last time you planted your fat ass on the toilet." E: (If the person is a woman) "Honey, it's not me, try closing your legs." F: (if the person is a male) "Honey, try actually touching the toilet paper to your ass when you wipe." Or how about the plain and simple... G: "Grow the **** up!"

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RedPillSucks 31

Why not simply explain the mistake to your co-worker?

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TheFirstSamurai 18

With a note making your co-worker feel stupid, making the irony sweeter.

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5HT2A 5

I was going to say the same thing. Just grab your co-worker and shove his head in the toilet then ask, "is THIS what you were smelling?"

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DanniMal87 3

At least he had the balls to speak up. Most people would have just laughed behind your back

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Bobissmall 13

I don't see why you're being downvoted #19. If i smelt I'd definitely want someone to tell me, but I don't know if I'd have the balls to tell someone else, so yeah, good for that guy. It sucks that OP has to sit near a broken toilet either way however!

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loserman67 35

Okay, possible responses you can write back: A: "He who smelt it dealt it." B: "FYI, The draft in the office comes from your direction." C: "Considering your breath, I think you'd be used to the aroma." D: "The bathroom is broken, it happened the last time you planted your fat ass on the toilet." E: (If the person is a woman) "Honey, it's not me, try closing your legs." F: (if the person is a male) "Honey, try actually touching the toilet paper to your ass when you wipe." Or how about the plain and simple... G: "Grow the **** up!"

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KiddNYC1O 20

Comments like these rarely seize to amaze. Hence the thumbs up.

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LetItFlow57 7

Awesome comebacks dude. A fairly hard bitch slap would work as well :)

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piccalo 4

I think a person who complain that is good enough to tell difference between bathroom smell and ur stinky smell..somebody really wants a bath here!

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ohsnapitsdye 3

Damn that stinks!.... Correct your coworker! Make sure they know you smell good.

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perdix 29

Maybe if you hadn't clogged up the shitter with your massive dumps, you wouldn't be blamed for the odor problem. Taco Bell four times a day is just an advertising campaign, not a prescription for healthy living!

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