Love: Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

By The Clitshank Redemption - 05/06/2013 23:11 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

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SS99_fml 20

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:32

Woah... either he's crazy in love or....he's just crazy. I'm gonna go with the latter... Save yoursellffff!!

zingline89 18

Thursday 6 June 2013 5:34

How did you do the math so fast??

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callie123amy 4

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:27

Well you referred to him as your boyfriend after 6 days...do maybe he figured you were really into him as well.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:28

Oh wow. Time to talk to him before he starts bringing up the topic of having kid's.

Soadv1 11

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:34

That escalated quickly.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:37

Just a tad early...turn that to years...

boredinjp 15

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:41

I proposed after a week. And a few months ago we had out 18th anniversary...

mr_sarcastic416 29

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:47

overly attached boyfriend

msbrendabella 10

Thursday 6 June 2013 8:57

My boyfriend of twenty minutes asked me to move in.

InfernoVivo 12

Thursday 6 June 2013 9:02

Well that escalated quickly

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 6 June 2013 9:03

I hope he was joking.

MrCheese01 2

Thursday 6 June 2013 9:04

I think this might be the shortest FML I've read.

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