By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
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Doortje 29

How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.

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FYLDeep 25

"Cumming in your backside" does not equal "enema".

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btterflygrl 0

Just wait for an FML to say, "Today I had to give my girlfriend an enema."

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mandypandypants 4

That's what I call quality bonding.

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ndm777 0

Yeah...you're closer than ever now! I had a similar experience when I had to put Preparation-H up my ex's butt for his burning hemorrhoids!

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BlkDahlia 0

My boyfriend would gladly do that for me... And that really frightens me lol

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shaniqualee 2

Ok, here's what you should since you're clearly a trashy **** who would do anything for anal: First, you have him start teasing you with the tip as he moves it in out of you until you have an intense anal ******. Be sure that all the enema is emptied. Then, you need to get on top and ride him totally bareback. As you feel the pressure mount inside your holes, tell him that you're about to shit so be careful. This should signal him to start slapping your boobs, which makes you laugh and shit all over his balls. This should be so hot that he'll instantly dump a load inside of you. Damn, I should film this.

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sam_stalker 0

^ how the **** has this comment not been moderated?!

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vegas33 0

What the hell is wrong with you?

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spazz666 18

I hope this happens to you. And someone videotapes it. And puts it online. You're ******* sick.

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perez758 2

not a "fml" your boyfriend is nice for doing that. you obviously asked him to do it so you could stop being constipated.

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