Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when...

By merpaderp14 - 09/09/2013 06:15 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 18:39 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend discovered how to make me queef on demand when he has his fingers inside me. I now feel like my love life has been replaced with fart sounds. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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Comedy gold

By Landdownunder - 05/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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Deal or no Deal

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML

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Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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carry_on 19

Monday 9 September 2013 12:11

And who said romance is dead?

L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

Monday 9 September 2013 12:21

How old is your boyfriend?

Comments

mikaellikestacos 14

Monday 9 September 2013 18:49

I do this also to my gf

Rhian00 17

Monday 9 September 2013 19:33

My boyfriend does this to me and I do it back. I find it really funny :P

judea95 16

Monday 9 September 2013 19:53

Don't kiss him then

truepanda 2

Monday 9 September 2013 19:58

smack him.

SakuraFubuki92 12

Monday 9 September 2013 20:03

My boyfriend does this too. I think it's funny as long as he doesn't overdo it.

Pigeon89 34

Monday 9 September 2013 20:12

Haha I love doing that to my boyfriend- sounds like a duck's quack :)

coffeeandsquares 10

Monday 9 September 2013 20:25

omg my ex use to do that to me

BFons 19

Monday 9 September 2013 20:35

Blow back into his mouth!

Omniprism 14

Monday 9 September 2013 20:46

Boys and men are actually children in disguise.

reymon8823 24

Monday 9 September 2013 20:58

Don't tell him blowing into your ****** makes a fart sound when the air comes out lol

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