Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place"...

By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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Repetition

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 00:00

Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML

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By Anon - 11/12/2014 18:13 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

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You deserved it 8 209

Secret garden

By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML

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rbubbles 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:56

Quite a funny boyfriend you have there

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:03

Haha has he poked it yet?

Comments

tayza249 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:07

Is it a popular place?

daylight123 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:00

if it is u r a hoe

axgirl89 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:09

Lol awesome

Dakota27_fml 9

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:12

That is epic! Lol. That's not an FML, it's hilarious.

Sionnach 10

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:13

If you're dumb enough to allow this to continue, you don't get to whine about it. YDI.

spunkler1 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:16

Priceless!!

sugarbaby9908 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:28

That is awesome!!! Great idea!!!!

josh28 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:32

Oh shit! That is funny as as hell. I think that is the funniest FML I have ever read.

IvyLee_fml 1

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:35

I like your boyfriend. :D

idl3mind 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:39

Good idea.

rezzel 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:43

genius!!!!!

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