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By all by myself - 25/12/2012 05:00 - United States - Alaska Peninsula Nwr

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By SteroidPenguin - 18/05/2013 22:33 - United States - Clifton

Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By FML - 26/07/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML

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By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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Tuesday 25 December 2012 12:17

It's Christmas. You're going to wake up with your family. Keep your mind on the positive shit.

esp_superstar 10

Tuesday 25 December 2012 12:13

Well at least they listened to you, some parents just ignore that sort of thing. FYL:(

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perdix 29

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:12

"Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, So why don't you kill me?" would have been worse. Sorry, you got dumped on Christmas. The good news is that the best recruiting day of the year is next week, plus you've got lots of alcohol helping you.

cuponoodles34 10

Tuesday 25 December 2012 19:26

Beck :D

maz95 17

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:20

I'm sure your parents were trying to cheer you up in a good way, maybe you're still too upset to joke about it yet. You'll probably be laughing about it soon! :)

annie_nk 22

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:27

I know it's tough but stay positive. My sister made me dump cake after my first real love broke up with me. It was really sweet. (her actions AND the cake ;)

winkydog4056 16

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:28

Jesus Christ on a piece of toast! Your boy toy also posted today. Mom was on the sofa boozed out with a knocked over tree and unwrapped presents scattered.

winkydog4056 16

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:31

Oh crap, Winky just posted a comment to the wrong post...should be for fornicating is a sin. Winky needs to go back to sleep.....

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:34

Your parents are awesome!

saIty 17

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:35

You know what this means! No, not singing along but using the vibrations to your benefit... If ya know what I mean.

cece_miless 8

Tuesday 25 December 2012 15:37

You have awesome parents !

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 25 December 2012 16:08

Reminds me of the movie "To Die For". That's the song Nicole Kidman's character played at her husband's funeral even though she was responsible for killing him. :P