By maybe if i was paid like them i would - 14/08/2015 22:42 - United States - Houston

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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

the best sex are girls who act like **** stars. fantasys are real.

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tiredofwaiting 25

So many guys mistaken **** for reality. I think it is unreasonable for him to expect that.

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ADBurns 22

Welcome to "Real Life" OP's Boyfriend. The only place that kind of stuff is real is in his head and in the palm of his hand...

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dkane 12

Tell him you are disappointed in the fact his dick isn't the same size as the guys in ****.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

sexy **** kinks like facials, rough anal and getting dominated I'm guessing? some girls might and that is fine but most don't and it's a wonder these **** star's delicate areas aren't injured

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Badkarma4u 17

But there are plenty of people into every one of those things. Just because they exist in **** doesn't mske a person's kinks Illigitimate. All **** did was give those people an outlet, and introduced those kinks to the rest of the world..

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leogachi 15

@42 "some girls might and that's fine" Did you miss that part? Your "correction" was unnecessary.

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9a_1z 12

He shouldn't have asked what your kinks were if he wasn't prepared for the answer!

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Emz1307 8

This is partly why I dislike ****'s existence

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melanielovejeff 15

**** is fake. It's all acting just like wrestling. It's scripted.

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K3719er 9

I'm pretty sure whatever your kinks are, there is a **** for it - he just hasntseen it. Refer to rules 34, 35, and 36 of the internet.

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