Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a...

By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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By oumalina - 12/08/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

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By anonymous - 01/10/2016 09:00 - Australia - Tennyson

Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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Hangry for that Mickey D's

By anonymous - 23/07/2021 07:59

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto the floor. His reason? He was hungry and wanted to go to McDonald's. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:51

We're men. We don't waste food.

lolmigosh 15

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:51

Talk about a yummy burger!

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Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:49

so the food comes first this time , you can do something about it later or if ur that much of a mood finish ur self off that might make him motivated lol

sorrowevicteon 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:50

Personally, if my face has food in it, I'm not thinking sexy time. Then again, my girl can't do anything but say, "Ugh, I ate ten minutes ago, carry me to the bathroom," if there has been a meal involved in the past hour, so there isn't much risk in that.

redmonkey224539 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:07

I'm sick of all these girls getting upset because their boyfriends wouldn't have sex with them one time, imagine if they had have been Siting their and he had have randomly taken his pants and said 'suck' then it would be. Today, me and my boyfriend were watching a movie And eating a burger when he took of his pants and demanded I had sex with him like some sex slave. FML. There is such a double standard between men and women and it's so hypercritical.

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 25 January 2012 2:01

Gah! *sitting there *movie and eating *took off *hypocrite.

jerryxiao 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:22

Smart guy the boobs will be good for another few years at least the burger won't

Mkooz56 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:22

I love boobs, but food sorry

JRokka850 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:23

I agree with 2

vonmatterhorn 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 1:57

Man needs energy. Dont be hating.

arrowtopatella 11

Wednesday 25 January 2012 2:02

He could do a George Constanza and finish his burger while doing a deed, which in this case is you. If I had a boyfriend like this I'd laugh a lot. I never meet guys that are like this.