By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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genius_man16 0

at least you didn't say it was small or something, lol

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Crunchy_fml 0

The next day someone comments "it's pretty!" on something else and your boyfriend says, "That's what she said."

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purplebunnyattac 0

hahahaha XD

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burrito_supreme 0

i lol'd so hard xD

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hustler123 0

haha tht is thts wat she sed...nxt time thnk b4 u say "its pretty" yo bf shudve sed tht insted..XD

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Punkpoptart1119 20

#30: For the love of God, please learn how to spell..I feel like I just read something that a 6 year old typed out..

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yer_maw 1

#25 FTW FTW FTW ;D legend and yeah, EPIC FAIL. Next time take a thesaurus to your make out sessions =)

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Iwannabetreo 11

Hahahahahahahahaha.. Also.. HAHAHA. And: HA HA HA HA ... And well: HeheheheheHEHEHEHE.. Etc.

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katherinebby17 28

lol i said that before so i dont blame you

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FBIWarning 0

#31 you are the epic fail kkthx :)

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