Kids: Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing...

By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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Moobs

By Dad Is Fat - 25/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Mount Orab

Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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Out of the mouth of babes...

By DEE - 26/07/2018 15:00

Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML

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Shootamonkey3 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

Slimfast, it's delicious.

canttouchthis90 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

lmao

Comments

Misschief 2

Monday 25 April 2011 15:45

is this the same girl who was at the pool a couple days ago that told a 16 year old boy she wanted to have big boobies like him?

4ll4b0utm3 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:39

ey....at least your her role model....>.>

poopblaster8 0

Monday 25 April 2011 18:16

maybe you're taking this the wrong way..maybe she wants a MAN with big boobies just like you when she's older

tellithowitis 13

Monday 25 April 2011 22:37

just take the compliment

JDiz83 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:06

if you're that overweight, you're not healthy and you're not setting a good example for your daughter. YDI, sorry. everyone has their own body shape and type and that's fine, but if you have such big man boobs, your body is obviously not in the state it should be in

wood908 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:30

lose a few?

bunbun1116 2

Friday 29 April 2011 22:33

omfg tht must SUCK!!! xD

bobbin0805 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:28

lol, awe that's unfortunate.. but cute. :)

RiahhDestinyyy 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:49

lay of the bacon.. ; fat ass. [; - Lovee' Riaaahh. check out my pic & tell me if it's hot or uglly. (:

ganash22 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 2:45

ya um that means ur FAT!! just saying, but someone's teaching her bad stuff of she knows boobies r. so by the time she's 8 she's gonna be calling black guys niggas walking down the street, wish ya luck with that tornado ;)