By single and hatless - 28/11/2015 03:46 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML
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Miss_Chevious 37

Either his beanie was a gift from his fairy god mother or he just needed a reason to dump you. FYL

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Futacy 29

Why you should never date a hipster.

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ali282h 15

One of two: 1. Your boyfriend has issues in his head. 2. The missing hat was just a reason he was looking for to end things with you.

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Tripartita 44

He's gotta use somethings to keep the remaining brain cells in his head. I'd recommend a skull, but beanies work in a pinch.

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mixximoo 24

Stealing is a real problem OP tsk tsk

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MagnusDeus 24

In his defense, girlfriends are notorious beanie hat thieves.

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Levi2411 41

Beanies are a very serious matter. Do not touch the beanies, and no harm will come. Rule 101.

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CosmicGenius 10

Beanies are a serious matter. A good, cozy, stylish and comfortable beanie is hard to come by.

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