Intimacy: Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still...

By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2012 20:08 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 17:01

Today, my 16 year-old nephew gave me advice on how to get laid. At age 30, I'm still a virgin. FML

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By clapping_for_you - 14/12/2018 12:30

Today, during a private discussion, my teenage son confessed to me he finally lost his virginity several weeks ago. Why did he confess? He came to me to ask why it all of a sudden hurts when he pees, and asked if it could have anything to do with it. FML

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Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:45

Say yes.

dpope06 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

guessing no one had the "talk" with him. lol fyl and your sons

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SabyLuvsYuu 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:10

Virgin Mary My Love, & He's The Second Coming Of Christ.

blackstar994 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:22

8 already said that... You're 25 comments too late...

blackstar994 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:23

Damn I thumbed up... Meant to thumb down...

icantthinkofgood 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:48

Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word?

docscientist 9

Wednesday 28 December 2011 12:48

Your typing style is obnoxious.

EZE210 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:14

Wat a dumbass how does he think he was born

darf1023 3

Monday 9 July 2012 8:05

Maybe he thinks he was either adopted or SPAWNED!!!

ImSoSloth 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:17

umad?

ceepevoy 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:21

Maybe your son just had a brain fart, just wait for the air to clear and he'll understand.

koolkat27 13

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:23

maybe op thought that he had already learned about it from school. isn't it supposed to be in the curriculum?

blackstar994 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:33

No, the teachers just hand out condoms.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:39

Don't have sex cuz you will get pregnant and die....ok now everyone take some rubbers.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:25

You know how I feel about my comment being removed? FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER!

grannygruber 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:26

Just say yes, if he hasn't figured it out by now he never will!

ImSoSloth 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:26

once again, umad?

wheel4deal 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:27

Facepalm

evilplatypus 38

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:36

YDI. YOUR child is the product of YOUR rearing.

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Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

Admit it

Little shit

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