Good God these comments made me laugh so hard...

lol its cool ;)

Pretend that it's makeup to help you make your point! Does it really look like someone beat you up??

Maybe the audience will think you're speaking from experience and take heed...?

#12 im with you all the way ur preachin to the chior

what a rookie mistake! always keep it below the neck and above the elbows!

yeah i think you should just say it was part of the project, and you put makeup on to get the full effect (:

hot. but admittedly, bad timing.

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You could add a rather black joke suggesting that, although bruises on a woman is a certain sign she's either A. Recently been in an accident. B. Is a victim of domestic violence, not ALL bruises necessarily have a malevolent back story.