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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 24 October 2011 16:01

That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!

Iknoweverything 29

Monday 24 October 2011 16:00

I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.

Comments

NDiesal10 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:19

SDI for buying into that bullshit

Bless23 0

Friday 28 October 2011 5:32

You mean the greatest comedy Of the year? Who Names a ghost Toby??!!?!?

OLIVIAx33 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:30

I honestly thought that movie was not scary. This coming from a 14 year old girl who thought my house built in 2004 was haunted until 3 years ago.

rastafunk 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:47

Oh toby. ;)

Fadeintoyou 4

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:32

That movie was so stupid and NOT scary. I didn't scream once. -_-

Kilomech 8

Wednesday 2 November 2011 16:50

I'm embarrassed for your girlfriend. That's just sad.

bunnymess 4

Monday 7 November 2011 7:41

That movie didnt even scary me lol but maybe she should watch yellowbrickroad that movie will give you nightmares for weeks

LizzieHun 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 18:35

What? I get more scared of hearing my sister snore every night.. Every night it gets louder and meaner.

mattisonshay 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 4:09

I am literally just about to watch that. I'm scared now

martin_martian7 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 0:35

Oh wow haha

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Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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