By Sheldon76 - 24/02/2015 19:43

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML
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Sheldon76 16

Well once she felt the resistance she stopped and deflated it fully. But unfortunately it had traveled some down the urethra before she realized. So I had to wait while she grabbed another syringe unfortunately.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

*every single guy on FML shudders and clutches his dick* I'm honestly glad I cannot relate to this.

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cheeeksss 29

I don't have a penis but I can imagine the pain. I'm so sorry! :c

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xokpxo 12

This makes me feel happy that i'm a girl

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Jinxsie 27

They aren't fun for girls either. Trust me.

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just16letters 15

This is the most uncomfortable FML I've ever read

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starile 19

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jentrynicole 20

She should have stopped as soon as she felt the resistance. FYL, OP. That sounds super painful.

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Xeebar 28

I'm female and this made ME hurt after reading it.

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LibertyLife20 20

From being a nursing student, they should of stopped if there was any pain!! Should be a pain free procedure! Hope you feel better OP!

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Sheldon76 16

Well once she felt the resistance she stopped and deflated it fully. But unfortunately it had traveled some down the urethra before she realized. So I had to wait while she grabbed another syringe unfortunately.

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TrinityisLife 22

That's why the nurses are supposed to document how much water was put in the balloon and the nurse removing the Foley is supposed to check the chart. And why did she need another syringe to pull water out? It's not a sterile procedure and no risk to you to use the same one as there's no needle involved.

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rjc490 29

Damn, I wish my nurse would've known that 5 years ago, one of the worst feelings ever!

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Kielnmsoftly 26

I'm so sorry OP. I had to get one for my first chest surgery and thankfully it came out relatively easily while I was heavily medicated (for the pain of post-OP not for just the catheter) so it wasn't too bad. What were you in for if it's okay to ask?

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Sheldon76 16

She had already thrown the original one she used in the trash can beside us to free up her hands so she could pull it out. I think it got lost in the flow from the surgery recovery room to my 24 hour overnight watch room. Different nurses for both.

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Sheldon76 16

And I had a blockage in my ureter ( sorry for the spelling) . The tube that connects the kidney to the bladder. They had to go in and remove that section and connect the other two halves back to each other.

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devi_916 39

At least everything else went well. Or, at least, I hope it did.

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Jakk100 20

I know this exact same pain OP, it happened to me too!

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Grimnirwher9 21

My penis actually shrank 2 full centimeters when reading this.

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Jwaye2 7

So your penis is less than 2cm long?

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FutueMeamVitam 24

#82: "Was" not "is". As opposed to "Was (Not Was)".

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KinkyMissBinky 23

I think this is cringe worthy no matter what gender you are, FYL for sure.

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