Miscellaneous: Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had two textbooks in my...

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had two textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I faceplanted with my books flying everywhere. FML

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Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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love4running 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:03

this is another example of the need for a "no one cares" button

woot2112 0

Monday 20 April 2009 9:44

LOL i've done that before, but under different circumstances

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hexcollie 0

Monday 20 April 2009 19:46

Sounds like it was pretty bad, I'm surprised to see so many people bashing this person. I know I'd be embarrassed, and text books are hard to sell once they're covered in mud. I feel for you, but idk if your life is ****** yet....

Tj_8 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:01

that's when you stand up and curtsey :)

bad_times 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:03

hahaaa 23.

crashdevil666 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:37

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA............

tdawgheath 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:41

That would be why they don't want you to do that...

nsewrim 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:46

Ah don't worry about it. The cute boys probably will forget about it soon. People don't usually care to much about that sort of thing, they are usually just thinking about themselves : ).

kerisek 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:00

im very sorry. youre an idiot. rofl.

YourLifeDoeSuck 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:25

i no guys r good looking and everything, but some of u girls fail to impress us

Hey_Darl 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:01

I agree with #29 Guys are better at impressing girls then vice-versa. You should've acted like you were innocent, and had asked for some help. Next time, just take your time....