Health: Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor...

By sakura_girl - 04/11/2011 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML

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sakura_girl 14

Friday 4 November 2011 20:10

Patient needs routine blood investigations; medical student needs more experience. That's the gist of it.

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Fuzzbump 5

Friday 4 November 2011 19:13

Well, after dealing with that, you should be able to deal with everyone else no problem!

mcpretzel 0

Friday 4 November 2011 19:14

I'm guessing you earned enough experience to take blood from any other patient there then!

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caseyberg 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 9:13

Do you work for doctor House?

fentron 3

Friday 11 November 2011 10:47

Can you say shutter island?

letiflor 3

Friday 11 November 2011 15:16

Oh the humor in the medical field ^_^ love it.

h0nK 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 12:04

Talking 'bout tough day at work...

DylansMomma 9

Tuesday 4 September 2012 8:12

Your comment : Greatttttt. Just what I should read before starting my Phlebotomy courses in October. :/

st333ph 12

Sunday 9 September 2012 11:29

Just your luck, eh?

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