By civic4life - 17/09/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Mandakins 0

Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.

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yaziyo 0

You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.

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GARlactic 0

Cry about it you greedy douchebag. My parents spent $4000 on a car for my sister, and it was given to me when i got my license. Never have they bought another one for me. In fact, I had to buy my own recently. Grow up.

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ruzkin 0

You're a greedy, self-centered wanker. Get a job and buy your own car instead of expecting your parents to suck your dick and wipe your arse for you.

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vev_fml 0

That's awful... poor you. Imagine not owning a camera... my heart bleeds. check your cell phone, most of them have cameras these days... there there, you'll be fine. LMFAO.

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papooseee 0

wowwwwwwwwwww... i'm a sophomore in college turning 20, i joined the military to pay for my education and i'll be lucky if my car makes it all the way to school without having to pull over and let it sit at least once... STFU and stop bitching, times are rough

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scaj 0

this is properly why the rest of the world laughs at Americans, you think you life is ****** because you didnt get a second car for your 17th birthday?, but yer FYL because reading is like so not fun and totally gay, also you cant pick up minors whit a book either.

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lobby0ne 0

Cry me a river brat, go get a ******* job!

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ultraslick 0

Wah wah wah I'm 17 and i need ANOTHER car, wah wah wah. How about you get a job and buy one yourself

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juche 3

You're 17. You don't need a new car. If you want a new one so badly, ******* go buy your own.

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youthink_fml 0

Another teenager that thinks everyone owes them something. Get a damn job and buy your own car.

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plexico 3

Oh, I know what you are going through. I still suffer trauma to this day because of the catastrophe my parents unleashed on me for my 17th birthday. I had asked them to upgrade my yacht to a 70-footer because I had SO outgrown my 50-footer. How can a 17-year-old with any class show his face in a decent marina with such a puny dinghy? So, what did those ruffians do to me? The gave me a Porsche! How common and plebian! They would have had to have coughed up at least a Lamborghini to keep me from becoming the laughingstock of my prep school. So, yes, I understand the shame and debasement of poverty. On the bright side, maybe your parents bought you that book so you can "picture" a new car, and "expose" yourself to the world of work, and "focus" on saving money, instead of squandering in on hookers and beer (or is that investing?) and "f-stop" whining and "shutter" up your spoiled little piehole.

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Emma_91 0

That sounds exceedingly tragic. Absolutely EVERYBODY has at least a private jet. And all my parents gave me was my fifth car. Why do they hate me so!?!?!!? :P Your comments are always made of WIN ^_^

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Oh, poor Plexico! Try acquiring sleeping pills so you don't lie awake at night haunted by the vision of the Porsche sitting in the driveway. Nobody should have to suffer such a horrible fate. You should have tried for emancipation right then from those people you call "parents".

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