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By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 11:41

Today is the first day of a three week holiday. It’s also the third day of taking the iron that I had been waiting two weeks for my doctor to prescribe. The pills are causing stomach issues, so I can either be exhausted for the next three weeks, or stop pooping. FML

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Thursday 7 November 2019 17:30

Or try eating bananas, plums, and/or prunes....

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Thursday 7 November 2019 17:30

Or try eating bananas, plums, and/or prunes....

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