Work: Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes...

By UkuleleTime - 10/06/2015 05:25 - United States - Garner

Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML

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Bad doggy

By life_suxxx - 17/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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Shitty customers

By Rosie J. - 10/11/2016 02:45 - United States - Leawood

Today, I saw an older gentleman running through my store. I wasn't sure why he was running towards the front door until I looked at the floor and saw a poop trail behind him. The trail went from the front of the store all the way to the back of the store. Guess who had to get the mop and bucket. FML

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The price is right

By Kevin - 06/01/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML

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By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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Pick it up

By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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Boots on the ground

By Anonymous - 03/06/2025 00:00 - Germany - Essen

Today, when I took off my shoes to change into my work boots, I smelled dog poop. I must have stepped in it on the way to my car this morning. Guess what the floor mat of my brand new car looks (and smells) like… FML

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laurenhem 26

Wednesday 10 June 2015 16:18

Oh my gosh that is so gross, FYL indeed OP :(

mds9986 24

Wednesday 10 June 2015 18:10

Why do people continue to get so angry over terrible puns?

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Steve97 32

Wednesday 10 June 2015 17:41

Ugh why are old people so gross sometimes

hailhydra 6

Wednesday 10 June 2015 17:53

I like how the old mans reaction was just, "oops looks like i missed a spot" i got a feeling he steps on dog shit alot

Pat5519 14

Wednesday 10 June 2015 17:58

Old men and their crazy shitnanigans

Bragi 12

Wednesday 10 June 2015 19:43

Universal precautions, OP. Not just for hospitals, anymore!

Angsty_Armadillo 25

Thursday 11 June 2015 0:00

Shitty! (pun MAY be intended) I hope you had some wet wipes handy, that's pretty ******* gnarly. Sorry OP.

ItsDutch 16

Thursday 11 June 2015 2:54

At least put some thought into it... ( Pun MAY NOT be intended).

jaila2015 1

Thursday 11 June 2015 3:23

what does OP mean

ItsDutch 16

Thursday 11 June 2015 3:31

OP has many different meanings, but here its usually Original Poster

sbarua219 17

Thursday 11 June 2015 6:04

That's ******* gross. Sorry OP

lurch87 18

Thursday 11 June 2015 6:18

YDI why are you taking off his shoes? I've never been to a shoe store and had the sales staff take my shoes off...

nomrana 14

Thursday 11 June 2015 8:53

Well if it helps... Some say u will find money if u step on a dog poop by accident. *leaving a benefit of a doubt*

Kempeth 5

Thursday 11 June 2015 10:50

And to this customer I leave: A boot to the head!

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