Today, I work with young men who are into memes. My workplace... - FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2020 18:42 - Poland - Radlin

Today, I work with young men who are into memes. My workplace uses IDs that are generated from our names. My surname is Sim, my signature is Simp1 and I hear awful porn jokes about it all day. I'm prude and they are disgusting - I asked them to stop but they wouldn't -I'm getting trolled... praying this meme dies. ASAP. FML.

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sisoladra 20

Thursday 3 September 2020 7:47

um...am I the only one who doesn't get it?....if so I feel quite dumb cause this honestly made no sense to me :(

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 15 September 2020 3:22

A "simp" is a male who makes himself subservient/submissive to a female. I feel your pain, OP. One of my best friends is named Karen, and she is NOTHING like the archetype.

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sisoladra 20

Thursday 3 September 2020 7:47

um...am I the only one who doesn't get it?....if so I feel quite dumb cause this honestly made no sense to me :(

jkjorn 16

Thursday 3 September 2020 15:35

Me either.. I thought about googling it but I have a feeling it's something I don't want in my search history.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 15 September 2020 3:22

A "simp" is a male who makes himself subservient/submissive to a female. I feel your pain, OP. One of my best friends is named Karen, and she is NOTHING like the archetype.

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