Health: Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully...

There was a teen from the UK whose acne spelled out the word 'arse'. At least you didn't have something that bad:) Still sucks, hope it clears up for you.soon.

JKROB 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 8:35

sounds like a smash mouth song

PrettyBlackChick 16

Sunday 12 October 2014 11:30

LUIGI HAS SUMMONED YOU

Itsjustaphase 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 17:11

I'm disappointed there's no picture. :(

Caelophile 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:57

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...

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Today, the first thing I noticed about my blind date was the clump of nose hairs sticking out and mingling with his beard. In an effort to not stare, I periodically glanced away. After a while, he asked which guy I was into at the table next to us, because I was spending so much time looking in that direction. FML

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Today, I was talking to this girl I have dinner with every week. She’s always telling me how she loves me and I do the same. She said, "The way we talk and act around each other, people would think we were dating." My answer was, "Aren't we?" FML

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