By Devon - 20/05/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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marmots 0

It sounds like you've been partying with Ke$ha.

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cwmbear 0

was it smooth or crunchy peanut butter?

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ItsApril 0

Did you wake up feeling like P.Diddy?!

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nerdsgetmehot 22

I assume that you were there because of excess alcohol consumption...If so, you deserve it! Sorry. Even if I were the one in that situation, I would know that I would deserve it. :P

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nmearayta 0

if you wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy it's a good idea not to hit the city. through the day you may think you're gritty but unless someone did it with you you aren't getting pity

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XxGuard 0

don't drink might be a considerable solution

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stillfedupfromla 3

it happens once in everybody's life...it's almost like a right of passage...happy Mitzvah!

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dadof2 4

ummm dont ask dont tell seems like a great idea right about now

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babybatman 0

LOLOLOl. too funny been partying with ke$ha?

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coolwhiplova 1

Well you can kind of get a hint just by the condition you were in on the driveway!!

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006ruler 0

spunds like u graduated from my old high school

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