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By NailsofThirst - 06/04/2019 14:00

Today, I woke myself up at 5:30 by dreaming that my alarm was going off and I needed to get my kid ready for school. It's Saturday, and this is the only day I will be able to sleep in for the next 2 weeks. FML
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julfunky 29

Then go back to sleep. Problem solved.

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Cole Manson 10

I posted on here how I had to buy a new car because someone ran into me. Two months later with that new car we got 7 inches of rain within an hour and my col de sac flooded with 6+ feet of water and my new car floated down the road totaled, and this is what gets published? Waking up naturally is a lot better than being woken up by an alarm.

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julfunky 29

Then go back to sleep. Problem solved.

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mas12806 24

Maybe she couldn’t call back asleep??

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julfunky 29

Then she’s up. Doesn’t matter. She doesn’t have to work either way, so not really an FML. Especially considering how pretty much every single adult has experienced this.

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Cole Manson 10

I posted on here how I had to buy a new car because someone ran into me. Two months later with that new car we got 7 inches of rain within an hour and my col de sac flooded with 6+ feet of water and my new car floated down the road totaled, and this is what gets published? Waking up naturally is a lot better than being woken up by an alarm.

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