Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed...

By LadyChristina25 - 05/06/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

...were you high?

21yearoldvirgin 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:07

wow... next time sound smarter? lol. that sucks. fyl.

Comments

Clib 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:13

This reminds me of a silent interview, but the you opened your mouth

trish27 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:15

OMG! That is freakin' hilarious!!!

twilighter_644 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:18

#131- I dont think you should judge others..... "ideot" hahah right after you say that, a very, very long awkward silence

dyliumo 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:21

Wtf?

mashurtaters 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:22

It's acctually a decent analogy! I can see how the two link!

DarkMirror 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:28

lmfao that sounds like something I would say =D

beatricesank 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:28

This is the first FML to crack me up in a long time

elspeth_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:35

You were still in shock from what you'd just witnessed. Surely most of the news audience will recognize that.

mike_i_am 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:37

this fml was painful to read. it was like watching a black and white movie.. but there was colour.

Amkii 0

Friday 5 June 2009 17:41

So? I know what you meant. Silent movies have a different look and feel to them than newer movies, so I assumed you meant it had that sort of quality and haunting eeriness to it.