Health: Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me...

By charlotte9338 - 23/10/2011 23:32 - Canada

Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML

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By digressions - 29/12/2011 19:01 - Canada

Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

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Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML

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Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By aaaa - 25/09/2018 17:30

Today, while helping a child through a tantrum, I was kicked and my hand broke. The bone is completely in half and fixing it will require plates, screws, and surgery along with months of recovery. Another day on the job. FML

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By London - 18/09/2009 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML

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By in_pain - 06/05/2011 23:23 - Canada

Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML

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By brandogg - 30/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

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By afraidofcans - 23/10/2012 16:01 - United States - Stafford

Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By diorlove - 21/01/2010 22:17 - France

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

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Monday 24 October 2011 8:39

thats not very handy

minichu 4

Monday 24 October 2011 8:42

I think the best solution is hold the bottle between your thighs while sitting down and then twist the cap. Seems like it might work. Good luck!

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Monday 24 October 2011 9:05

I like how Walgreens is starting to sell meds with those lids you can screw on upside down to bypass the child proof hassle. I'm sure if you went to a place like that you could ask them to fit the lid that way when you first get them. Just something to think about for the future I guess.

laurenzo16 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:13

When the going gets tough, the tough get going!

Tyger44 1

Monday 24 October 2011 9:55

Lol,the picture.

ilarsnl 9

Monday 24 October 2011 9:26

Ask your neighbours, or are you forever alone?

shaun25 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:30

break it open with your cast

julian24245 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:44

Well there's seething else you can do with one hand that will take your mind off the pain. ;)

leadman1989 15

Monday 24 October 2011 9:44

How did you break your hand? Was it masturbation? If so I have to hand it to you girl. You really must have done a bang up job!

w3p0n7 1

Monday 24 October 2011 9:45

YET you can type using capitals, comas, ect. just fine?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 24 October 2011 10:04

YET, the fml could have happened sometime ago, or recieved help.

Eviemeli 16

Monday 24 October 2011 10:25

It's pretty easy to type neatly with one hand - as long as you take your time and don't rush it.

raphdragon02 8

Monday 24 October 2011 10:26

Eh?

xgetxbentx 13

Monday 24 October 2011 11:21

It is possible to type correctly with a cast, your fingers are generally free so you can poke a button. You can't grasp something in your hand, that would be OP's delima. OP could also have an iPhone or something similar where typing with one finger is relatively simple for everything.

VeganVampyre 26

Monday 24 October 2011 11:22

Now that's interesting... I've never typed using comas before. Not sure how you do that... But anyway, it's really not difficult to type with one hand. To prove that point- I typed this entire comment one-handed.