By dypshyyt - 22/07/2014 23:20 - United States

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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Arwen_Evenstar 37

You'd think they'd mention getting rid of memorabilia.

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lex1459 38

I'm not sure why you kept this in the first place.

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smalljamal 2

That's a really stupid thing to do. Especially because you're probably in recovery yourself. Get rid of that shit.

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NamelessFace 22

I mean you probably just pulled it outta some drawer but I mean... you'd think you would have gotten rid of it by now.

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