Today, I went on a date with a guy I have had a crush on. He... - FML

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By cheapskate - 21/01/2018 07:18

Today, I went on a date with a guy I have had a crush on. He ordered his food - with all the pricey add ons. Trying to be sensitive I find the cheapest edible thing. When the check showed up, he doesn’t even reach for it. Guess who ended up paying? Yup, I’m out $60 - and HE asked ME out. FML

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kchase13 16

Thursday 25 January 2018 0:29

He ended up making up the excuse that he didn’t have his wallet...but I saw it in his pocket. I figured it wasn’t a fight I wanted to pick 😒

Leeono 26

Wednesday 24 January 2018 21:01

Why did you end up paying? Don’t you have a voice? No matter how much you like someone you are not a doormat unless you decide to be.

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Leeono 26

Wednesday 24 January 2018 21:01

Why did you end up paying? Don’t you have a voice? No matter how much you like someone you are not a doormat unless you decide to be.

kchase13 16

Thursday 25 January 2018 0:29

He ended up making up the excuse that he didn’t have his wallet...but I saw it in his pocket. I figured it wasn’t a fight I wanted to pick 😒

Leviathene 34

Thursday 25 January 2018 15:20

I'm all for equality and paying my way on dates, but what he did was a douche move. I wouldn't have paid for his meal too, just my own under these circumstances.

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