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By CUCKOO - 26/10/2013 21:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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Nope, just nope

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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The dead art of the PUA

By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 22:00

Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML

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By clairebear104 - 19/09/2014 03:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

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Hey… you

By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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One of those people

By B-Ry - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I had a date with a girl. The chemistry was just right and she seemed perfect in every way until she staunchly insisted that the earth is flat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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Old timey

By Anonymous - 06/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, while on a blind date, I told her in no uncertain terms that if I got married, my wife would need to be a housewife. She burst out laughing and asked, "Dude, do you even HAVE a house?" and walked out laughing when I said I didn't. FML

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mrlaidback992 5

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:21

Tell her that someone who says lol and rofl out loud messes with your spiritual energy!

Ytram_fml 10

Sunday 27 October 2013 2:26

Well, it will be easier to follow the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule with this one.

Comments

stupidbox 9

Sunday 27 October 2013 7:32

well,lmao for you.

ashleyylove3 22

Sunday 27 October 2013 8:02

On to the next one!

dmklake 14

Sunday 27 October 2013 8:55

Does she mean she will never have sex or she is waiting for the right person.

timss4 19

Sunday 27 October 2013 9:34

Lol just more proof of how much more people communicate without really communicating

LedBasedPaint 8

Sunday 27 October 2013 9:37

Well you're ******!

dawood_k 27

Sunday 27 October 2013 10:20

WTF I hope you ran as fast as ******* possible. Shame dude I think you'd might need as physiological help after that dark patch in your life

pedinhuh 23

Sunday 27 October 2013 12:32

She's helpless...

imbedderdenu 23

Sunday 27 October 2013 12:44

wow...lol.... ;)

underthesea12 24

Sunday 27 October 2013 12:47

She will have sex... just not with you!

gring40 10

Sunday 27 October 2013 13:20

Not buying all the negative comments; if she seems "perfect for you", you shouldn't give up on her so soon; that's not easy to find. If she comes to like you, she could learn to ditch the text-speak, and as for the sex stuff, it's only the first date!

perdix 29

Sunday 27 October 2013 14:24

#96, maybe the OP is a superficial douche that decided the girl was "perfect" based on her looks and disregarding her annoying personality and cray-cray beliefs.