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By JasonThorn - 21/12/2016 15:24

Today, I went old school and submitted a personal ad in the local lonely hearts paper. I didn't receive any responses and felt I had nothing to offer. Later, I found that there were responses, and my asshat brother intercepted and responded to them, getting a lady penpal who thought he was me. FML

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vibe77 0

Thursday 22 December 2016 16:18

Savage

bkwusa 15

Thursday 22 December 2016 18:25

That's a criminal offense... If you wanted to be an asshat back you could go to the police and have him charged for mail theft which carries a penalty of a fine or up to 5 years in jail.

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Thursday 22 December 2016 8:01

Plot twist: the only reason the lady penpal started using the lonely hearts paper was because she was tired of being catfished online. Oops.

vibe77 0

Thursday 22 December 2016 16:18

Savage

bkwusa 15

Thursday 22 December 2016 18:25

That's a criminal offense... If you wanted to be an asshat back you could go to the police and have him charged for mail theft which carries a penalty of a fine or up to 5 years in jail.

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