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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML

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By robincakes94 - 29/11/2011 12:42 - United States

Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 07:42 - United States

Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

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By Orangehead - 28/11/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By bursteardrums - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 11:06 - United States - Maryville

Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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syki 22

Friday 23 December 2011 12:02

Orange you glad they weren't rotten tomatoes?

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 23 December 2011 12:06

I always thought caroling was a bit fruity.

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xleanne_aLly 23

Friday 23 December 2011 15:34

Good, I hate it when people sing. Haha especually when they're all tone deaf. -.-

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 23 December 2011 16:12

*especIally I couldn't read your post right without reading it as "espekually". You hate people who sing? You hate all vocal artist's in general?? Wow, FYL for hating music. I feel sorry for you.

bad_chiquita 5

Friday 23 December 2011 15:46

Free oranges was their way of saying "Merry Christmas"!

breeexcrunk 0

Friday 23 December 2011 15:49

Pelted or rewarded ? ;)

fuzzywolf 8

Friday 23 December 2011 15:59

When life gives you oranges... it probably ran out of lemons

Jason199615 0

Friday 23 December 2011 16:09

They don't want you to get scurvy!

linzhasasexyman 0

Friday 23 December 2011 16:36

When I went caroling in the nursing home..the lady died while we were singing. Turns out Gloria was her name an that happened to be repeated about 5 times...

perdix 29

Friday 23 December 2011 18:05

Were you doing the Laura Branigan, U2 or The Doors version of that song? And why would you do any of them as a Christmas carol?

havocmike 3

Friday 23 December 2011 16:40

What is this? 1921? No one wants a bunch of creeper strangers coming to their door singing. You double deserved it if you had obnoxious costumes on

hateevryone 14

Friday 23 December 2011 16:58

sorry but no one wants to hear that outside their house.

sexynarwhal 6

Friday 23 December 2011 17:01

I feel you OP... I got hit with eggs last sunday

perdix 29

Friday 23 December 2011 17:29

oops double post

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Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML

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Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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