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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 15:01 - United States - Fargo

Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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SHAAAAAARK 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

Family Guy much?

Raina1122 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:10

WTF is wrong with that??!

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ClumsyJason 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:47

LOOOOOLOL. It's so retarded that it's funny.

ClumsyJason 3

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:48

Oh yeah, when Peter wakes himself up when he was 30 LOl

abbyonrye 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:53

Hahaha!!! Hella dirt man. Hella dirt

azreal_13 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:17

something like this has already been posted, I call this one fake

wizmasterr809 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:20

ohmygod OH MY GOD you farted and lost about one minute of sleep ****. YOUR. LIFE. It doesn't matter that this has about no impact your life, you just farted really loud... yes i am SOOO glad im not you that is onee tough sitch. get a life. really.

xoxojejexoxo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:40

eww keep it to urself

jbond98 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:42

its a girl

aRm95 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:48

lmao

FrecklesInside 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:59

Belongs on MLIA.

Sgrocks 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:17

LOL thats actually kinda weird i dnt see how ur life sucks that way its kinda retarded u can live with it trust me. the reason im laughing is cuz im pictureing how it possible, i mean which comes first u wakeing or the fart lol.

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