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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I was watching anime in my room when my mom walked in with fresh laundry. It would've been fine at literally any other moment, but the scene on at the time involved girls groping each other in a hot spring. Now she's accusing me of being in cartoon porn. FML

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Gamergating

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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Family time is best time

By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Friday 24 September 2010 19:12

Smooth move for grandpa! Weren't you watching it with him?

deepbluesea 1

Friday 24 September 2010 19:17

This is one of the funniest FMLs I have ever read.

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Bettinatron 3

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:00

you have an awesome grandpa.

artiegleek 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:01

silly grandpa. chicks are for kids!

Faceeater24 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:37

I am going to bake your grandfather a cookie and mail it to him, Grandpa wins!

gollum80 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:16

devious grandpa is devious

theprey 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 15:14

for that you should drag him out to the street and stomp his dentures on the curb.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 16:42

hehe grampas missing grandma,..

gremlin87 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 17:26

your grandpa is awesome.

ImApencil 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 4:33

wow I wouldn't mind hanging out with your gramps for a day

guyfromri 1

Sunday 26 September 2010 7:21

viva la grandpa!

shona_fml 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 8:23

THATS AWESOME!!! GO GRAMPS!!! LMFAO!!!

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