Animals: Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle...

By Aaron - 26/08/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 14:00

Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By OuchImAMoron - 29/11/2013 02:05 - United States - Old Bridge

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By NotSpiderman - 31/10/2012 17:09 - United States - Edinburg

Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML

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Thursday 26 August 2010 11:56

OMG poor kitty :(

wisericky 12

Thursday 26 August 2010 12:01

the cat over-lords are angered, this act of war will not go unpunished!!

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bisc2121 0

Friday 27 August 2010 6:44

umm watch what you're doing do not abuse the poor kitten my gosh

bisc2121 0

Friday 27 August 2010 6:44

umm watch what you're doing do not abuse the poor kitten my gosh

ironmaiden77 0

Friday 27 August 2010 6:45

ur horrible

Felixy 0

Friday 27 August 2010 7:07

Awww!! :( Poor kitten! I would have at least looked down before I started kicking my foot in panic! Pay attention next time!

lenea092_fml 0

Friday 27 August 2010 7:22

that is horrible!!!!! poor lil kitten :(

sparkstercp 0

Friday 27 August 2010 7:34

freaking stupid ass you don't kick kittens & what kind of freak would you be watching a video about spiders :/ asshole.

GlaoigharAirm 0

Friday 27 August 2010 7:51

******

Lilac_Luvs_Yew 0

Friday 27 August 2010 8:56

that is terrible)); poorr kitty!!! almost kitty killer!! >_<

shockwave259 6

Friday 27 August 2010 9:04

that poor kitten! you dick!

magicinmeh 0

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