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By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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By Blondie - 05/05/2011 20:01 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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Beccabee 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

lol well if u weren't a dumb blond before...the impact of ur head to the wall might have changed that haha

Phillay632 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:17

Karma's a bitch. I'm sure he responded "...And you were saying?"

Comments

jillian_xx 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:29

#9 i was wondering the same thing..why the hell were you yelling at him OP?

Kurlzz 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:29

Why would you scream at the top of your lungs? That sounds dumb.

lexxi_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:31

um, she might be dumb. but being blond has nothing 2 do with it. it's a coincidence that she's blond AND dumb.

spankyness 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:31

Well then your probably hott so be happy or else you wouldn't have a bf... And we dun date blondes for their brains so love what you got and embrace yourself!

Uconnrunner 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:36

why do dumb blondes always insist they are not dumb? It never works out for them

jujujuice 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:39

I'm curious what your blonde hair has to do with your stupidity. Never did get that one. But, I really don't find being clumsy the equivalent of being stupid.