Miscellaneous: Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the...

By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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By Awkward - 14/04/2016 00:29 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was caller number nine on the radio, meaning I technically won the contest. I was too awkward, so they hung up on me. FML

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By pk24 - 25/02/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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By Broke - 27/03/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML

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By Andrew7847 - 11/01/2012 17:02 - United States

Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 15:58 - United States - Dade City

Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML

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Bill or Ted?

By NotWhatItLooksLike - 30/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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By Luke - 23/06/2015 22:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

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By Whatdididowrong? - 10/05/2011 05:18

Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00

Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

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Friday 9 March 2012 18:44

Hahahaah get an education

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Friday 9 March 2012 19:13

Watch out we've got a genius over here.

Comments

MigraineurOfLife 15

Friday 9 March 2012 22:03

Winning! No?.. Ok then.

CoreyC07 10

Friday 9 March 2012 22:04

This made my day

omarecer 3

Friday 9 March 2012 22:06

LOL

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 9 March 2012 22:20

It's useless without the air amp.

mikeymayhem_87 15

Saturday 10 March 2012 18:19

It could be an acoustic?

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 9 March 2012 22:24

Hmm, so... Did you yell over the air or did you yell over the air? :D |the kid|

TheSofaKing 7

Friday 9 March 2012 22:44

Don't worry OP, in the past, I have won muffler bearings, blinker fluid and monkey grease.

mackenzie666 17

Friday 9 March 2012 23:06

That's so cool. Wish i had one. lol

anettes 7

Friday 9 March 2012 23:07

what? i didn't get this one.

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 9 March 2012 23:29

Playing air guitar is playing an imaginary guitar. The OP thought they'd actually won a guitar.

anettes 7

Saturday 10 March 2012 0:33

oh wow, thanks. thats kind of mean tho.

Colbertrox811 5

Friday 9 March 2012 23:10

I once tried out to "play air guitar" in an elementary school play. I told my older sister. She told me "you don't even know how to play regular guitar! How do you expect to do it in a play!!!!!"