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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 00:31

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 15:00

Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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LevyLove 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:11

Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol

DalPozzo13 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:09

Damn, that's some bad luck

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JustKittyKat 24

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:23

This FML is familiar. Another was posted like this, yes? And I'm glad you are okay! D: Get well soon!

Complaining 13

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:23

Your luck must be on vacation. Or maybe it was T-boned.

babe7260 30

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:25

I've never heard of an ambulance getting involved in an accident before!!!! Wrong place at the wrong time x 2!!!! So sorry man, sure hope you're ok & your luck changes REAL soon!!!!

Tidus0 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 11:28

Yeah in adelaide Australia where I live only a couple of months ago there was an accident which involved not one but two Ambos haha

KK3137 31

Sunday 1 July 2012 11:38

Haha? I'm sorry, how are accidents funny??

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 1 July 2012 17:33

I have friends who are EMTs, they could tell you stories. People are so stupid and oblivious, texting and/or talking while trying to drive, they don't see a big huge ambulance coming right at them when it's running lights and sirens and leaning on the horn. "LIKE OMG MY BFF JILL?" *SMASH*

Shadow_Blues 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:34

You know how crime loves irony? Guess we just found another situation that loves it as well. x3

writergirl23 19

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:38

That would have sobered him.

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:59

... Did I miss something? Didn't see any mention of someone being drunk.

Pentium_4 27

Sunday 1 July 2012 11:12

she probably meant to comment on the absurdly drunk guy that got attacked by the cat

Michaelsgirl04 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 22:50

wrong fml dear(:

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:46

Murphy's Law was created in anticipation of this exact situation.

seasonedtoast 19

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:49

I hope you had happy gas and found the irony

hairybuttgnome 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 11:05

At least when the other ambulance got there you were already in a stretcher! Had to have been a swift transition.

MassaKerr 9

Sunday 1 July 2012 11:13

Yo dawg, heard you like T-Bones.

jokesta187 11

Sunday 1 July 2012 15:12

So we put a t-bone in your t-bone!

lepuppykicker 15

Sunday 1 July 2012 18:00

I was thinking of that same thing when I read the FML

martin_martian7 11

Sunday 1 July 2012 11:22

Thank god you didn't say Tebow!

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