Miscellaneous: Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get...

By Obi1Shinobi - 30/10/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

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By airhead2015 - 12/02/2014 17:57 - United States - Morristown

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 23:07 - Canada

Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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By lanikai610 - 26/10/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

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By Broke boy - 26/06/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet stall and realized too late that there was no toilet paper left on the roll. I had to awkwardly shuffle around in a panic, knocking on the stall walls to ask for help. The guy in the next stall over gruffly said, “Dude, be a man, just use a sock or something.” FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:33 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Who wants to be a millionaire?

By Not telling you in a million years - 03/03/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML

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Demonfish 14

Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:53

Your grandfather is a legend! Tad cruel though :P

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 30 October 2012 18:53

Grandparents: always there to remind us how "spoiled" they think we are.

Comments

gracehi 31

Tuesday 30 October 2012 19:30

Your grandpa = awesome.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 30 October 2012 19:43

Oh, Grandpas! They're always talking about their days, whether it's walking to school in 6feet of snow, to the price of gas/milk etc... and now leaves used as T.P. for their bungholes!

san251 10

Tuesday 30 October 2012 19:49

That's amazing! FYL

bach2121 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 19:52

How resourceful of him!

BossPathfinderGM 14

Tuesday 30 October 2012 20:01

At least he didn't...LEAF you hanging! Ba-Dum tish.

anzie_fml 9

Wednesday 31 October 2012 7:35

*Ba Dum Tush

traveler_ghost 12

Tuesday 30 October 2012 20:05

he went outside to go get you a leaf, instead of just staying inside and get you T.P

jrjmoon 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 20:11

shitty deal!

UnLuckyGuyz 5

Tuesday 30 October 2012 20:20

That's a classical LOL

LetThereBeFMLs 10

Tuesday 30 October 2012 20:31

"Back when I was a boy, I was never able to enjoy the luxury of some paper wrapped around a cardboard coil. I had to clean up my mess with Mother Nature's finest products. It's time you learned about it my spoiled grandson."