Health: Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites....

By Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

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By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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22Marie22 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:47

What kind of various websites were you browsing?

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:53

Clubpenguin is where it is at these days.

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ThorneCrossed 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:39

bleep-bloop achievement unlocked

BossDavyy 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:40

That hurts...

rewshrew 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 3:53

lies! you were masturbating and then came, and moved forward. jk lol that must be painful…

walleneve 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:02

ouch :/

Ambaayyy 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:03

ouchhhhh hope it gets better! but seriously, your life isn't over just because you broke it, it's not that big a deal.

conman531 23

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:08

He is probably regretting saying "various websites."

Super_Jill_ 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:17

Damn, what kind of magic and skill does that take?

FunnyVampire 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:19

are you made of chocolate???

bigred7070 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:25

for a second there I thought you broke your computer

wowlol727 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:44

am i the only one tht thought **** when he said "various website"

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