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By AOart1st - 21/11/2014 03:25 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML

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Shout the victory

By dogpatch087 - 02/01/2020 03:00 - United States - Ventura

Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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Romantic fool

By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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Cool

By Anonymous - 21/11/2025 03:00

Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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Worst party ever

By Dumbass - 10/01/2019 12:00

Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML

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I would do anything for my kids

By Claus - 07/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML

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feven 32

Friday 21 November 2014 12:51

Hasn't FML taught you not to try dumb stuff to impress girls?

TrippingOnAcid 29

Friday 21 November 2014 12:51

There are many important life lessons to be learned on FML. Going out of your way to impress someone will likely end in disaster.

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hilljack90 2

Friday 21 November 2014 19:46

Multitasking. You're doing it wrong

jimihoff 1

Friday 21 November 2014 19:49

comical not for you but comical

worldclassrager 39

Friday 21 November 2014 20:00

Did she check on you?

joshi42 16

Friday 21 November 2014 20:33

Jet propelled jump, huh?

jellyoceana 1

Friday 21 November 2014 22:09

Lol where's your harness and balay bro?

gingerrrrrr 12

Friday 21 November 2014 22:54

You really did hit rock bottom.

demonfacee 14

Friday 21 November 2014 23:47

Next time, don't do anything stupid to impress girls.

MSCCG 16

Friday 21 November 2014 23:49

Girls are not impressed by guys doing difficult things. Or Stephen Hawking would be the most popular guy in the world.

Tyrez 32

Saturday 22 November 2014 0:04

This FML would just not be complete without the fart.

skyline0392 8

Saturday 22 November 2014 1:01

Could work for you bro she might want to nurse you back to health

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