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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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Snowble11 13

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

What were you dressed as, Shredder?

CasualZombie 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

OH THE IRONY

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KickItHigh 32

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:39

He wins.

DrewsFML 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:40

That should be a fun police lineup. "That's him officer, third tortoise from the right!"

smurfsarwales 9

Sunday 10 July 2011 10:49

*turtle

BlAcKxJe5uS 6

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:18

damn grammar nazi's -____-

starile 19

Sunday 10 July 2011 14:59

Yeah, that's not a grammar mistake.

DrewsFML 8

Sunday 10 July 2011 17:51

LOL, a Biology Nazi. In my defense, tortoises live on land and turtles live in the water; TMNT's lived in the sewers, yes, but by no stretch of the imagination were they water dwellers. Oh, but maybe that's part of their mutation.

ranger186 1

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:41

remi gaillard???

muselover23 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 13:46

I was just thinking that!

raphanne_fml 33

Sunday 10 July 2011 14:27

Wow I didn't know Rémi Gaillard was also known in the US...

plebeianFelix 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:42

that's what u get sending a guy dressed as a ninja turtle out to buy your weed. next time score on your own.

Max1468 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:43

That man is my hero!

Bandz_fml 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:43

Bet he was dressed as Raphael. He's the bad ass of the group!

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:45

well, he was a ninja of course you didn't see it coming.

iLoveBoobies21 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:49

LIKE A BAWSS. :D

BeatlesObsessed 12

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:50

That's freaking genius.

hellokittay 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:51

teenage mutant ninja turtle! :D

mollyslips 13

Sunday 10 July 2011 10:05

1, 2, 3, 4 - TURTLES!!:-P

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